...overheard in my bedroom

S: Dude, check her out! She seriously looks like she'd have massive whiskers growing out of her chin.

D: Haha, oh totally! Great big ones.

S: She'd need big pliers to pull those things out.

D: And it'd leave a huge hole. She'd have to trowel over it.

S: She'd take the pliers and grab hold, stick her foot up on something and just yank until it plopped out.

D: Patch it up with putty.

S: There'd be this giant sucking sound, like a boot stuck in the mud.

D: Hahaha... totally, dude.